Will Global Warming Keep Them Shopping Thru Winter

In the summer time, great weather competes with the shopping consumers and hurts retail sales. This year retail sales are being hurt by Chinese Toy recalls, and the credit crunch in real-estate effecting consumer confidence and curtailing rising credit card limits. In the Winter time warm weather near the Holiday Christmas Season gives consumers more time to shop.

If Global Warming is real as per the expert Former Vice President of the United States, Nobel Peace Prize Winner and Inventor of the Internet Al Gore then this will be a warmer Winter and retail stocks will soar to new heights. If he is incorrect on Global Warming then there will be fewer shopping days and therefore retail stocks will plunder down further than the DVD sales of Inconvenient Truth, the academy award winning documentary by Al Gore.

This will be the test to see if Al Gore’s vision for the future flooding of mankind will come to fruition. Will the World flood into a new modern Waterworld, Hollywood movie and allow Al Gore a sequel to Inconvenient Truth? Will the surface of our planet turn into Hell on Earth as predicted with biblical style flooding? Will the flood of retail buyers go to clothing retailers to by shorter skirts, bathing suits and sunglasses to shade the sun?

This Christmas shopping season already looks as if it is dimming, but will Al Gore’s luck continue, is there are Part II to the first movie and will the world flood on schedule and as hoped for by the Nobel Peace Prize winner? Time will tell, if Global Warming is real, with the forth quarter reporting of America’s top retailers. Sincerely, Lance.